My little sob story

So today, I was in the van. It has one of those lighter thingies that plugs in to the little power thingie and well it fell out when I was changing the station. Of course I got burnt when I tried to pick it up -_- Anyone else have a short sob story to make me feel less stupid for picking up the lighter the wrong way?

Awhr. x3; I used to do that all the time when my parents had their old car.

As for other misadventures, I got up this morning half-fell out of bed (which isn't good considering my bed is about five foot off the ground), got up, stretched, suddenly got really dizzy and fell over again. XD; You can't get much dafter than that.