April Fools?
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April Fools?
Mousen Heath Mon 02 Apr 2012, 5:20 am
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Happy April Fools Day! I have two things to throw at you today, one of them being a rock and the other being a jackalope. I'm sure I can manage throwing the rock without a problem (if you value your skulls, please remember to duck) though I'm not quite sure about the jackalope... They're rather wriggly creatures. Anyway! Here they are, you may take one of each and please post that you're doing so. These will only be available for a few days.
April Fools Jackalope
Deranged might be a word that you'd use to describe the April Fools Jackalope. They're tricky creatures, almost impossible to outwit. It often seems as if they know ever trick in the book.They're not particularly dangerous and most of their tricks are harmless. But they do seem to have something of a darker side to their nature... Be careful around them, these jackalope are completely unpredictable.
Pet Rock
I like to call these SURPRISING ROCKS! Surprising, you ask! Ah, they're surprising for a very surprising reason! (That is rather the point, you see.) They're surprising because THEY'RE NOT EDIBLE! Can you believe it?! Oh- What do you mean rocks aren't edible anyway? Well, I'd quite like to see you not eat a rock! They're delicious! Hmph. Anyway, have a pet rock!
Happy April Fools Day! I have two things to throw at you today, one of them being a rock and the other being a jackalope. I'm sure I can manage throwing the rock without a problem (if you value your skulls, please remember to duck) though I'm not quite sure about the jackalope... They're rather wriggly creatures. Anyway! Here they are, you may take one of each and please post that you're doing so. These will only be available for a few days.
April Fools Jackalope
Deranged might be a word that you'd use to describe the April Fools Jackalope. They're tricky creatures, almost impossible to outwit. It often seems as if they know ever trick in the book.They're not particularly dangerous and most of their tricks are harmless. But they do seem to have something of a darker side to their nature... Be careful around them, these jackalope are completely unpredictable.
Pet Rock
I like to call these SURPRISING ROCKS! Surprising, you ask! Ah, they're surprising for a very surprising reason! (That is rather the point, you see.) They're surprising because THEY'RE NOT EDIBLE! Can you believe it?! Oh- What do you mean rocks aren't edible anyway? Well, I'd quite like to see you not eat a rock! They're delicious! Hmph. Anyway, have a pet rock!
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Re: April Fools?
auntslappy282 Mon 02 Apr 2012, 5:23 am
I'll be taking one o' each~ (I also very skillfully catch the lovely little Jackalope and the rock! BECAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT.) -shot-
Also, what do you mean the rocks aren't edible? They look delicious!
Also, what do you mean the rocks aren't edible? They look delicious!
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Re: April Fools?
Wyvern Mon 02 Apr 2012, 6:12 am
auntslappy282 wrote:Also, what do you mean the rocks aren't edible? They look delicious!
But Rocks are Pets, not imaginary Muffins! D8
Whatever, im taking one of each! I love the Jackalope and Im going to try practicing my aiming skills... >:
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Re: April Fools?
Kitsumi Mahon Mon 02 Apr 2012, 10:49 am
I'll be stealing grabbing one of each, please! *noms on rock...but not the surprisingly NOT edible rock*
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Re: April Fools?
Mousen Heath Tue 03 Apr 2012, 10:27 am
Awesome! Well, the April Fool's Jackalope and the Surprising uh, pet rocks are no longer available! Hope you guys liked them. ^^
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Re: April Fools?
Mousen Heath Fri 06 Apr 2012, 7:24 am
I lied.
The pet rocks turned out to be extremely surprising! Mainly because of what they turned into!
Cave Aures are a shy and extremely reclusive species that live deep within a set of caverns that lie in Logmarr Woods. They're not particularly rare as they live in their hundreds deep within the set of tunnels, though they're almost impossible to find. The people that do see these light-starved creatures often mistake them for ghosts, namely due to how pale they are. Over the many years that these creatures have lived within the caves, they've come to rely almost entirely on their hearing and echolocation. The phrase 'as blind as a bat' rings true for Cave Aures.
The pet rocks turned out to be extremely surprising! Mainly because of what they turned into!
Cave Aures are a shy and extremely reclusive species that live deep within a set of caverns that lie in Logmarr Woods. They're not particularly rare as they live in their hundreds deep within the set of tunnels, though they're almost impossible to find. The people that do see these light-starved creatures often mistake them for ghosts, namely due to how pale they are. Over the many years that these creatures have lived within the caves, they've come to rely almost entirely on their hearing and echolocation. The phrase 'as blind as a bat' rings true for Cave Aures.
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